He was rejected by the people that he saved, despite giving them the refreshing drink that they were in so desperate need of. Pepsiman hasn’t been seen or heard from since his debut in 1999 on the PlayStation, with the smash hit video game, Pepsiman. The Joy of Painting may be over, but he’s come back to put the pain back in painting. He’s grown sick of their “happy accidents” as he once would’ve put it. This painter is finished with teaching people the basics of painting.
He brought his pallet but there’s only room for one color on it: the blood of the opposition. Bob Ross is finished with painting happy clouds and trees. His brush: his fists his opponent’s face: the canvas. This is a man that only has one fear: being nude. He is exceptional in many ways, one of them being that he is the only man I can think of that blue himself. In that moment, he made his way to Soulcalibur, donning only his jorts, sandals, and a mustache. Netflix let the terror known as Tobias Funke out of his cage for one moment, after filming the latest season of Arrested Development. They won’t be laughing at his leotard then. His eyes remain unblinking as he bombs the opposition into oblivion with his hammer-like fists. No, this is something born of the darkest of minds. Not parody as you may think of it though too often do people associate the word “parody” with meaning “funny”. Konami may be stringent with their IP nowadays, but this properly proportioned, human-like, Bomberman might just fall under the category of parody. The shadow of his chin protruding over his opponent’s broken body will be the last thing they see. His block chin is an absolute sight to behold, and I can’t look away from it. There may be no FairlyOdd Parents around to help this hero come to life, but that couldn’t stop him from making his way out of a Nickelodeon cartoon’s in-canon comic book, and into SoulCalibur. This abnormally large chinned hero is here to fight. I can still hear that sound effect in my head. The trauma of seeing him as a Soulcalibur character takes me back to all the times that I’ve been bamboozled by this slick skeleton. Sans is inescapable, and the popularity of Undertale is insurmountable. It ends with that damn Sans sound effect. I go on twitter and click on a video that my friend DM’d me. Somebody decided that it was time to release the marinated monster known as Pickle Rick upon Soulcalibur’s. The Rick and Morty fans will stop at nothing to make sure that Rick Sanchez conquers every known dimension. The Szechuan sauce craze was just the beginning of the madness. Ever since his initial inception, Pickle Rick has been a bane on society. There are some things that just shouldn’t be allowed to occur some things that are too grotesque to even be imagined by a human. Lisa may have torn him apart, but he’s tearing Soulcalibur apart next. After many years embracing his private-life and living in comfort, he still wasn’t fulfilled.
He knew it simply wouldn’t be fair to those around him if he continued his success. That’s why he cut his career short there. He hit the peak of human existence with the creation and distribution of that film. He directed and starred in the cult film, The Room. Ronald McDonald has decided to take that challenge to the next level and entered the arena of Soulcalibur as a katana-wielding combatant. To some, it was an invitation to others, a challenge. I remember walking into McDonald’s as a wee lad and seeing a bench inside with a statue of this dreaded clown sitting on it. He will defeat them, eat them, assume their identity, and carry on in their stead this is Nightmare Kirby. He will steal their essence if they turn away from him for even a moment. I feel him readying to consume the opposition. This is the thing that sits in the corner of my room when I have sleep paralysis. If you enjoyed this list then do check out our other similar content, such as the best 15 fighting games of all time, or a look at how Tekken’s sales compare to other fighting game franchises. Soulcalibur has a character creator, and that means all manner of bizarre and abominable creations. 15 Abominations Soulcalibur VI’s Character Creator Cursed Us With
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